HOW TO MAKE 2026 YOUR B*TCH!

Make 2026 Your Bitch: Decalcifying the Pineal Gland, Reclaiming Your Power & Laughing Through the Awkward Stuff This episode is equal parts unfiltered truth, spiritual rebellion, and uncontrollable laughter. We’re talking about what it really takes to make 2026 your year — not through hustle or toxic positivity, but by clearing the mental, emotional, and energetic blocks that have been quietly running the show. From decalcifying the pineal gland and reclaiming your intuition, to having wildly uncomfortable (and hilarious) mother–daughter conversations about sex, this episode goes everywhere… and somehow exactly where it needs to. It’s raw. It’s funny. It’s deeply real. And underneath the laughter is a powerful message about reclaiming your body, your intuition, and your authority over your own life. If you’re ready to stop playing small, stop numbing out, and start living with clarity, confidence, and consciousness — this one’s for you. Hit play. Laugh a little. Wake up a lot.